December 2010
Dec 31st
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Dear Turkeys,
We feel your pain. They only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, Women.
Dec 31st
Dear Turkeys,
We feel your pain. They only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, Women.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
Dear Diets,
Hahahahahaha! Sincerely, The Holidays.
Dec 30th
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Dear Diets,
Hahahahahaha! Sincerely, The Holidays.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dear World,
What makes you think I’m easy? Sincerely, Piece of Cake.
Dec 30th
Dear people all over the internet,
RAWR does not mean I love you. It means we are pissed off and hungry. Sincerely, Dinosaurs.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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Dear Twihards,
If he sparkles he’s probably one of ours. Sincerely, gay men everywhere.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Dear left leg of slut,
Long time no see! Sincerely, right leg of slut.
Dec 29th
Dear left leg of slut,
Long time no see! Sincerely, right leg of slut.
Dec 29th
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Dear men who think they are fearless,
Tampons. Oh, what now? Sincerely, Women.
Dec 28th
Dear World,
Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good when you’re doing it, but in the end you’re just screwing yourself. Sincerely, an experienced procrasturbater.
Dec 27th
Dear World,
Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good when you’re doing it, but in the end you’re just screwing yourself. Sincerely, an experienced procrasturbater.
Dec 27th
On the couch..
Feeling incredible sorry for myself. High feaver and a cough situated in my lungs, the rest of the holidays doesn’t seem all that bright now does it? Well. I hope you’re all doing great, I miss your posts :)
Dec 27th
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Dear Facebook Friends,
Liking your own comments or statuses is like high-fiving yourself in the face. Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dec 26th
Dear Facebook Friends,
Liking your own comments or statuses is like high-fiving yourself in the face. Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dec 26th
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Dear girls who kiss the mirrors in public...
I wash the mirrors with toilet water. Sincerely, Janitor.
Dec 25th
Dear girls who kiss the mirrors in public...
I wash the mirrors with toilet water. Sincerely, Janitor.
Dec 25th
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Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra! Sincerely, Tom Riddle.
Dec 24th
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Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra! Sincerely, Tom Riddle.
Dec 24th
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