January 2011
I look like I'm pregnant with twins.
Just without the famous “pregnant-glow”. Hopefully I’ll be down to my chubby-but-not-that-chubby self in a few days.
Dear toilet paper,
Please stop being so whiny. You don’t have the worst job in the world, trust me.
Sincerely, tampon.
Five words that would make your day?
Dear NaCl/NaOH,
Your base is under a salt!
Sincerely, see what I did there?
Dear girls who look like raccoons,
Is that eyeliner? Oh I thought a sharpie attacked your face. My mistake…
Sincerely, Anonymous.
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Dear alcohol,
Please stop making me think I’m whispering when I’m not.
Sincerely, lil’ bit tipsy
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Today; More IV-fluid and new meds.
I’m trying some soup now, some carbonated water and some jumbo mais for crunch.
Tomorrow, I’m going home. I hope I’ll get better before the flight.
Thanks for all the kind messages, I am allright. Just a little dehydrated and tired from four days of food poisoning. I don’t reccomend it. At all.
Dear 2012,
Been there. Done that.
Sincerely, Y2K
