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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.  Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.  If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.  Get in the shower.  Position the shower nozzle away from you and turn on water. Use face...
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Dear kid playing Angry Birds,
When I was your age, I covered my hands with glue and peeled it off for fun. Sincerely, how times change.
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